Thursday, October 14, 2010

Week after Week #3

  • If President Obama, Cheney, Palin and former Presidents Bush are related, is it fair to say Justin Bieber is related to Hobbits... Stupid question, he IS a Hobbit.
  • When I think about changes in publishing, I'm reminded of Markov. "The property of the next state, depends only on the current state..." 
  • Why aren't editors called Tautologists...? The act of editing a Tautoectomy...? 
  • Liesl of writerropes.blogspot.com dares me to bad... I accept the challenge!!!!
  • Master Editor Alan Rinzler ( alanrinzler.com ) talks about the "I" narrative. Leave it to Alan to explain that there are two I-s... I wear glasses, so a four I-d narrative would be hard to follow?
  • This is a page from a wordless novel by Lynd Ward. Each page carved in wood... And we complain about editing?
     

The Bookshelf Muse: Inside the Metaphor

The Bookshelf Muse: Inside the Metaphor: "Metaphors. Most of us know we should use them, that they're a good way to describe, but not everyone has a solid understanding of what they ..."

David Baldacci - One of the Greats!

 

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Monday, October 11, 2010

Don't pet me, I'm writing

Don't pet me, I'm writing

Killer Fiction

Killer Fiction

Read What You Love

       Recently, I became embroiled in a rather heated comment debate with a few "self branded" intellectuals that have decided authors such as Dan Brown, J.K. Rowling, Stephanie Meyers, King, Evanovich, Coban (They had a long list, but you get the trend here) were beneath them. They spouted, what they perceived as, flawed writing, thin plots...

      My view: These people live to deny a good book. Anything outside their little world of self-indulged, pseudo-I.Q., prosaic opinions... unless it is written by them... doesn't deserve to see the light of day.

      How can anyone set themselves up as the omniscient judge of all things written? What made them forget, that the greatest achievement of any book is involvement of the reader. Message, metaphor, even plot are nothing without a golden turn of phrase. I've read Voltaire...slowly. I gained insight from the great works of our past, but chose to do so for edification, not entertainment. I honor Ibsen, Zola, Ferber, as all who love the written word should. That there are those that would honor no others, makes me think they should re-read the greats from throughout the ages. They wrote to enlightened the heart as well as the mind.

     The authors these people had a problem with, are for our hearts. They write adventures for our minds eye, that we may see beyond our immediate horizon. That they do not climb the esoteric ladder is neither here nor there.

     I've always had a problem with those that can't seem to wish others well. Who live to express pessimism, in a vein attempt to be perceived as all-knowing. Their internal devices show such limit. The path they walk in life, so very narrow.

    The authors they so revile, I celebrate and cherish. They give me such a broad, expansive view, that to deny, is to deny the written simple smile or warm embrace as having value to humanity. These authors provide moments that are beyond value to all that seek storys to travel with us as we live. When they write about the simple smile, I see it. The warm embrace is felt. A mountain climbed can leave me breathlessly anticipating the vista ahead.

   Yet these would be author-judges will endure. I leave them to their denials of the many that are great. The absolute blessing of freedom of choice will always keep them at bay, their voices a whisper. I can't help having the earnest hope, that they will one day write a novel, get it published and become famous, so the peers left behind can have at them... What goes around comes around? If that isn't literary justice...

Saturday, October 9, 2010

Thursday, October 7, 2010

Janet the Great

An Youtube interview with one of my favorite authors... Janet Evanovich

On my list of authors I would love to meet...

The complication of Carl Sagan

         I get "Quote of the day" on my home page. A few days ago, a quote by Carl Sagan - "In order to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe..." made me chuckle a bit. I mean who doesn't laugh at Astrophysical humor...
   
   It did get me thinking about how writing can be MADE more complex than it has to be. I read a number of blog and web posts everyday, and I find the sense of a building, never ending, trend to find complexity where none exists. It can't exist without each of us making it so.

   Consider Sagan's quote for a second, then apply the apple pie to your manuscript's plot or characters. Are you layering on complexity, complication or setting in an attempt build a universe when a planet would suffice?
 
   Why do I suddenly want to say, "billions and billions" in a slow deep voice?

   The act of over-building or monumentalizing a plot or character will only complicate your writing efforts. Worse still, it will make editing so incredibly painful when you have to hit "delete" on your intricately woven prose. Editors look for clarity and transition. That the freckles of the gunman's hand remind you of your dog Spot, just before he pulls the trigger, won't survive the first editorial pass.

  Realize that the word "definition" has something to do with DEFINING, not elaborating. Complexity may stimulate your cerebral cortex, but remember, one man's intellectual stimulation, is another man's reason to reach for the Tylenol.

   Write for everyone...

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Win a signed Finder ARC!

Win a signed Finder ARC!

The interactive Dan Brown plot generator. - By Chris Wilson - Slate Magazine

To all the literary snobs out there, know I happen to be a Dan Brown fan. He is an author to be admired for creating truly enjoyable novels.

Which doesn't mean I can't have a bit of fun when I found the plot generator...

The interactive Dan Brown plot generator. - By Chris Wilson - Slate Magazine

Week after Week October 2010 #2

  • E-Publishing has a new hurdle: navitasnavisphobia (fear of energy cells, batteries...)
  • Can't wait to see the star of the Home Intruder ( see it on Youtube, make sure you see the TV news interview first) and now available for download through I-Tunes) song performed live at the Grammys... All those jokes about Coldplay's talent aren't sounding all that funny now, are they? Ok, the jokes are still funny...In an online interview with CBS News, the neighborhood crooner said he has AGENTS calling him...





  • Query Shark is now fielding general questions... I can hardly wait for tax season! Let's see the IRS argue with a Shark that gives accounting advice
  • Snoo... No! Who cares if she has a book deal. Not only will she not write it, she won't read it either ( Please God, don't let it be a picture book or YA)
  • Disturbing trend building in boutique publisher financials
  • Have a look at Patrick Neylan's post "Pulping fiction: Franzen's London Nightmare", in the guest blogging contest in  forums at http://forums.nathanbransford.com/  

Monday, October 4, 2010

Week after Week

  • Trends in social networking is a oxymoron
  • Any book about the planet Uranus that mentions Bifidus Regularis as one of it's moons may have been researched exclusively in Wikipedia.
  • Rachel Gardner's rendition of "The Call" http://cba-ramblings.blogspot.com/  creates a "stare at the phone" catatonic condition after authors send their queries.
  • Sarah gives reasons to envy her life and times http://sarahderengowski.blogspot.com/ Scuba diving for a living in the South Pacific... How does she muddle through?
  • Just really like how this lady writes: http://tawnafenske.blogspot.com/ Read her take on the two sentence pitch to librarians... Shhhh!
  • The Stochastic process is gaining popularity as the base reasoning behind partial requests and responses.
  • If you are not a do-er or be-er, you're a WAS... (The slogan of the Passive Sentence cult)
  • When speaking to a author friend about her genre, she said it would never die... Yes, she writes about Vampires and no she doesn't like Stake.
  • Is Stephen King's new book about vampires the biggest gamble in his career? ( I put $10 on Meyer giving the book a RAVE review...Oops!)

Getting the most out of a rewrite: Tips for authors

Getting the most out of a rewrite: Tips for authors

Saturday, October 2, 2010

Followers button

The Followers button has been restored... somehow it had something to do with a widget I placed on the page. I hope all those that tried to follow this blog and sent me e-mails about the malfunction will try again.

Ask the editor: Do publishers have rules about POV?

This link and the three that follow are by Alan Rinzler, one of the premier editors in the publishing world. I know you will find them informative.

  Ask the editor: Do publishers have rules about POV?

Ask the editor: 7 techniques for a dynamite plot

Ask the editor: 7 techniques for a dynamite plot

Choosing a freelance editor: What you need to know

Choosing a freelance editor: What you need to know

The Book Deal: A Publishing Blog for Writers and Book People

The Book Deal: A Publishing Blog for Writers and Book People

Things That Are Out Of My Control | Confessions From Suite 500

Things That Are Out Of My Control Confessions From Suite 500

Friday, October 1, 2010

Neverending Page Turner: Query Stats vs Query Blast

Neverending Page Turner: Query Stats vs Query Blast: "This is a two-in-one post. Part One: My Personal Query Update As in previous posts, here are some current query numbers (note this is for ..."